Little Lottie

Hey there! I'm a 18 year old girl born and raised in New Jersey. My life consists of crying over older men and training for the zombie apocalypse. My talents include procrastinating, embarrassing myself, and professionally swooning. My blog is a mishmash of things that catch my interests.

Anonymous asked: do people ship hamlet and horatio? they don't seem platonic to me 😂

aconissa:

heck yes people ship those gay shakespearean fuckers

I’ve seen a few ship names going around (hamratio was the worst) but my fave is ‘tragic danish boyfriends’

sharoneffinger:

glunkus is a very sweet cat who’s sensitive about his appearance. he eats shitty bitz because he doesn’t think he deserves better. reblog to show glunkus you love him.

harrypotterconfessions:

acesirius:

everybody always makes the marauders out to be super cool and suave but dude

they had codenames

they named their own friendship group

as far as i can tell only aBSOLUTE DORKLORDS DO THAT

how much do you wanna bet the entirety of hogwarts refused to call them ‘the marauders’ and they got all grumpy abt it

The entire exchange between them all during their 5th year exam also attests to this.
1. He’s sitting in my chair 2. He’s wearing my clothes 3. His names remus Lupin??
That’s not even funny ! but they all laughed. And they’ve known he’s a werewolf for how many years at that point? 3? I can’t get over it lolol it is absolutely dorky.

Sirius and James wore matching Phoenix shirts while riding the motorbike together.

Elvendorks.

(via harrypotterconfessions)

radicat:

are u ever so attracted to someone that u just groan internally every time u see them like it’s physically painful how attractive they are

(via sinisterleftist)

harrypotterconfessions:

sparkitors:

We love only two things in this world: Netflix binges and Harry Potter. @vitoriabas has combined the two, and for that WE ARE FOREVER IN HER DEBT. Check out 10 of her hilarious illos here, then head to SparkLife to see all 13!

PS. WE’RE NOT CRYING OVER REGULUS, YOU’RE CRYING OVER REGULUS. 

IVE LOST IT. every single one of these is perfect and Regulus lolololll man how did they summarize everyone so well with Netflix titles I don’t knnnooowww

(via harrypotterconfessions)

sixpenceee:
“Three deer standing in perfect alignment. Credit to the photographer, Renatas Jakaitis, who captured this astonishing moment when three fallow-deer were walking along a path and the sound of a camera shutter caught their attention.
The...

sixpenceee:

Three deer standing in perfect alignment. Credit to the photographer, Renatas Jakaitis, who captured this astonishing moment when three fallow-deer were walking along a path and the sound of a camera shutter caught their attention.

The curious animals stood alert and unknowingly forming an optical illusion as the three deer appear to have one body and almost identical heads. Renatas Jakaitis said, “I didn’t plan it, and I never even thought about taking a photo like this. I could never have imagined however that these three deer would all turn at the same time and look at me, and make such a funny image.”

Sixpenceee is on Facebook.

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dubiousculturalartifact:


lbr Kylo Ren is basically a whiny teenager who saw Hamlet once & decided that the main take-away messages were:

~hate your uncle who had a thing for your mom

-prance around broodily & stab people

~existentially monologue at skulls

OH MY GOD

the signs as bowie songs

witch-astrology:

aries: heroes

taurus: as the world falls down

gemini: starman

cancer: let’s dance

virgo: space oddity 

leo: ashes to ashes

libra: magic dance

scorpio: china girl

sagittarius: life on mars

capricorn: sound & vision

aquarius: ziggy stardust

pisces: the man who sold the world

I fully support this.