gallifreyanpanicmoon:

This guy has achieved more with a webcam and his dog than I ever have in my life.

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etceteraface:

thewaywardqueen:

metaphoricalanchor:

i want to write the kind of short stories you read in english class that are on this weird level of surrealism that they still haunt you years down the road

in year 10 i wrote a story and when i got it back my teacher told me he couldnt sleep properly after reading it

please publish that story

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unclefather:

brokendildo:

what if u were laying in bed and then stretched ur hand up and something hi5’d u

i’d move to a different continent because i don’t fuckin play like that

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get to know you meme: [1/10] favorite movies » harry potter and the chamber of secrets
"The Chamber is said to be home to something that only the Heir of Slytherin can control. It is said to be the home… of a monster."
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  • one day more: my place is here, i fight with you!
  • me: ONE DAY MORE
  • me: I DID NOT LIVE THESE PEOPLE'S HEROES I WILL FOLLOW ON MY OWN HOW CAN I LIVE THEIR LITTLE SECRETS THERE A LITTLE TOUCH ONE DAY MORE TOMORROW YOU'LL BE REVOLUTION WE WILL NIP IT MIGHT HAVE KNOWN AND YET WITH YOU MY FOR THESE TOMORROW WE'LL BE FAR AWAY TOMORROW IS THE JUDGEMENT DAY
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wildcets:

when you do something embarrassing in front of a lot of people

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